Buckle Your Seatbelts Because People Are Freaking About Beyoncé’s Pregnancy Announcement

Like this person who realized she might need to change her name:

And then there was this excellent name recommendation:

Some are already expecting Beyoncé’s children to save us all:

Like, they’re really excited for this dynamic duo:

And so, so grateful for Bey:

i’d like to think that the day after election day Beyoncé was like “jay we gotta do this”

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai)

Others were looking to less pressing matters, like her headlining Coachella set:

I already hate every person who recreates this photo at Coachella

— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays)

Oh, and a “Telephone” performance with Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl this weekend? DEFINITELY NOT HAPPENING:

beyoncé literally got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to perform telephone at the super bowl

— paris jackson stan (@cIoudaura)

Basically, Beyoncé only knows one way to make an announcement nowadays:

Damn she even had a surprise release on her babies too

— miss gio baby (@giolololol)

Not to mention people joked that Kim and Kanye are SHOOK by the announcement:

Beyonce is having two more babies that North West and Saint will never be able to play with.

— The Almighty Xilla (@BlogXilla)

Then there was the fact that her iconic pregnancy photo was giving us Moana vibes:

— Marc (@MarcSnetiker)

Of course, political jokes were made:

“Beyonce is not having twins. Period.”

— Laura Bradley (@lpbradley)

Lots of them:

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs)

So, so many:

WE MUST NOT LET TRUMP AND BANNON DISTRACT US FROM WHAT’S GOING ON. RESIST. RESIST. THIS IS F*CKING SERIOUS. WAIT HOLD ON WHO IS HAVING TWINS

— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle)

But this is the most incredibly savage (and true) of them all:

Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire)

Jay Z’s reaction was dreamt up:

BEY: Honey, I’m having–
JAY: I saw! I follow you on Insta.
BEY: Let me finish. I’m having lawyers draw up papers for me to buy a planet.

— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb)

Basically, no one does pregnancy like Queen Bey:

Me: I just don’t know if NOW is the right time to bring a child into the world!
Beyoncé: Ugh, move over, I’ll bring… https://t.co/uo6IakSBqb

— Caro (@socarolinesays)

Bow down, bitches.

— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis)

Beyoncé came THROUGH.

beyoncé invented pregnancy

— deaux (@dstfelix)

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